lebeeson:

Its like he tweeted once and then hours passed and he was like nahhhhhhh I wanna win dis troll battle I can do dis

lebeeson:

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT HIM GOOGLING AND CHOOSING A PHOTO

quick quick we need a dedicated team trying various keyword combos and finding out how many pages of google images he needed to scroll through before he came up with this

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Anonymous asked:

Days like this make us almost forgive him for not attending Gillian's play. Do you think its too early to predict a 2015 joint Birthday Bash? (Hee)

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TO EARLY TO SAY

BREAKING NEWS

CRISIS RESPONSE STILL IN DEVELOPMENT

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Anonymous asked:

I think we need a new Handbook for this. It isn't awkward twitter anymore, its sweet and cutesy twitter saga. And on the day his divorce is made public. SOMEONE (YOU) PLEASE MAKE SENSE OF THIS!

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A new Handbook? Was there an old Handbook???

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Anonymous asked:

Why do GA and DD hate each other?

A

They don’t!

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Anonymous asked:

Did ya see? David favorited her honey lamb tweet to him! (and also retweeted her bear tweet).

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HONEY LAMB!!!!!!!!!

ASIAN BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY

scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993
scullaygolightly:

#trolling since 1993

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Anonymous asked:

Holy cow! TMZ just announced that David & Tea divorced for real, on Gillian's birthday! This reminds me of the time Gillian & Mark announced their seperation, on David's Birthday!

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MAN. I had forgotten this.

It’s a little like string theory. Nobody understands what is going on. It’s almost enough to make you believe the conspiracy??????

FWIW, the announcement of David’s divorce has also been published by People, so I’m calling it. And with this documented, not much more about David’s marriage & family pertains to our study. Don’t send your extracurricular speculation to me.

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Anonymous asked:

Rumor has it Duchovny did see her play but he did it in a very quiet manner. He wanted no publicity and it was a flying visit only.

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Oh yeah? And this rumor is current where, exactly?

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Anonymous asked:

I'm over theorizing over here but is it possible G tried to come up with Honeybunch as in Arcadia and actually came up with Honeylamb? #DeepThoughtsWarning

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lebeeson:

HoneybunchAnon: Sorry, I was wrong it’s not her XF memory, it’s actual dialogue from Streetcar —> “Well you do, honey lamb! Come here. I want to kiss you, just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth! (5.116)” Source: andthentheyhadsex-twice

the “honeybunch” would make it less troll-like. meaning she is taking some lessons from DD and adding work-related references to her tweets. 

…the dialogue from streetcar is MEGA TROLL-LIKE

IDK WAT TO THINK 

She’s probably not quoting the LINE at him — but it’s obviously an endearment that’s on her brain right now and if we want to take it as the most mega-troll flirt-rebuke in existence with the dual purpose of embarrassing him with affection whilst reminding the universe that he hasn’t come see her play, I GUESS THAT IS OUR PREROGATIVE, buttttt much more about fun than solid scientific inference perhaps.

myassbrokethefall:

myassbrokethefall:

xfiles-behind-the-scenes:

Honey lamb? What can he reply with? Sugar beet? Sweet cookie? Precious pancake?

If he replies AT ALL, which he will not, he will go with “poopyhead” because it’s from the show. *folds up prediction, buries in mason jar in yard*

(In case you’re wondering, it’s from the episode with the guy who fucked Mrs. Butterworth)

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Anonymous asked:

I just wanted to thank you for this website. It's really nice to see that there are others who just enjoy the research and all the little awkward moments without being crazy freaks ;-) Your objectivity is keeping me sane and due to the wealth of information I wouldn't miss anything. I just love how Gillian plays with this AU... Just sad that DD doesn't always play along with her silliness. But she would never stop, I guess ;-) But I also have the feeling that DD kinda holds her at a distance.

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Thank you! I appreciate everyone’s patience during this time of my exile. If you remember my (actual) job you can guess this is a busy time of year, plus I haven’t had internet at home and won’t for another week. This may be the first time I’ve ever been happy they aren’t on the convention circuit together right now.

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